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that’s my harriet!

reviewofmycat:

Cat: Harriet

Owner: Loreal

Appearance: A

“Harriet is gray with patches of white on her underbelly - the most prominent one near between her rear legs, near her lady parts (she’s dainty like that).  She’s a stickler for grooming and can often be found ensuring that her coat is lint- and dirt-free.  She has large yellow eyes and the cutest little face.  Her tail is long and expressive.  She’s a veeeeery purrrrty lady.”

Sociability: C

“She’s incredibly curious about new people and immediately acknowledges visitors.  Whether or not you’ll keep her attention, however, is a different story.  She’ll come to you when she wants to, you can’t force her to accept your petting, and if you try, she’ll nip you to teach you a swift lesson.  She gets along well with other cats, but again, not until she lets them know that she’s feisty and not willing to put up with any bull.”

Usefulness: A

“Harriet is a huntress and kills bugs dead!  I suspect, though, that she sees them not as intruders or pests, but as potential play things so when she kills them, she’s disappointed that she can’t torture them anymore.”

Huggability: B

“When she’s in a hug-y mood, she’s the best feline pillow ever. She’s recently taken to laying next to me when I go to sleep at night, which is sweet.  She also lets me cradle her in my arms when I get home in the evenings and puts her front paws on my chest in a comforting, “hello, dear, tell me all about your day,” kind of way.  She’s just the best (the cat’s meow, if you will).”

Overall Grade: B