If [blank] were easy, everyone would do it...
my name is loreal. i'm a grad student, i have a cat as a pet, and this is my tumblr.
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Fuck that. Yes you can.
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Hundreds of women silently line up outside of the Virginia state Capitol to protest legislation that would require women to undergo ultrasounds...
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So, this one time, I was pregnant. And then I wasn't.
Of course, the story’s not that easy or that simple. And, quite possibly, by writing this I...
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string quilt
I have been patiently working away on a string quilt for the last few months.
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![best. cat. ever. (sorry, harriet.)
reviewofmycat:
Cat: Willow
Owners: David, Larry (Jon and Whitney)
Appearance: F
The dirty little vagabond considers personal hygiene an antiquated notion. There is dried feces [insert preposition] her fur. Stinky dirty fur. The rogues fur. That’s where she kept it, her dirty little secret. Short, balding, devious. Her name is Willow, she killed my mother.
Sociability: F
The animal truly means well, but she gets in too many fights with people to appreciate her erotic qualities. By “people” I mean the floor.
Usefulness: F
Take it or leave it.
Huggability: F
See my assessment on my cat’s appearance. She’s a big, overgrown monster always thinking about food.
Overall Grade: F
[Ed. note: Based on this grade, Review of My Cat cannot officially recommend this cat, even if she does seem kind of amazing.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyd42qKt2P1r6d318o1_500.jpg)
best. cat. ever. (sorry, harriet.)
Cat: Willow
Owners: David, Larry (Jon and Whitney)
Appearance: F
The dirty little vagabond considers personal hygiene an antiquated notion. There is dried feces [insert preposition] her fur. Stinky dirty fur. The rogues fur. That’s where she kept it, her dirty little secret. Short, balding, devious. Her name is Willow, she killed my mother.
Sociability: F
The animal truly means well, but she gets in too many fights with people to appreciate her erotic qualities. By “people” I mean the floor.
Usefulness: F
Take it or leave it.
Huggability: F
See my assessment on my cat’s appearance. She’s a big, overgrown monster always thinking about food.
Overall Grade: F
[Ed. note: Based on this grade, Review of My Cat cannot officially recommend this cat, even if she does seem kind of amazing.]
