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my name is loreal. i just graduated from grad school (woot!), i have a cat as a pet, i like to make things, and this is my tumblr.
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When someone asks if there are cute guys in law school
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You can learn to love yourself simply by seeing yourself in a new light.
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JFK Airport, NY
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Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours
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![best. cat. ever. (sorry, harriet.)
reviewofmycat:
Cat: Willow
Owners: David, Larry (Jon and Whitney)
Appearance: F
The dirty little vagabond considers personal hygiene an antiquated notion. There is dried feces [insert preposition] her fur. Stinky dirty fur. The rogues fur. That’s where she kept it, her dirty little secret. Short, balding, devious. Her name is Willow, she killed my mother.
Sociability: F
The animal truly means well, but she gets in too many fights with people to appreciate her erotic qualities. By “people” I mean the floor.
Usefulness: F
Take it or leave it.
Huggability: F
See my assessment on my cat’s appearance. She’s a big, overgrown monster always thinking about food.
Overall Grade: F
[Ed. note: Based on this grade, Review of My Cat cannot officially recommend this cat, even if she does seem kind of amazing.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyd42qKt2P1r6d318o1_1280.jpg)
best. cat. ever. (sorry, harriet.)
Cat: Willow
Owners: David, Larry (Jon and Whitney)
Appearance: F
The dirty little vagabond considers personal hygiene an antiquated notion. There is dried feces [insert preposition] her fur. Stinky dirty fur. The rogues fur. That’s where she kept it, her dirty little secret. Short, balding, devious. Her name is Willow, she killed my mother.
Sociability: F
The animal truly means well, but she gets in too many fights with people to appreciate her erotic qualities. By “people” I mean the floor.
Usefulness: F
Take it or leave it.
Huggability: F
See my assessment on my cat’s appearance. She’s a big, overgrown monster always thinking about food.
Overall Grade: F
[Ed. note: Based on this grade, Review of My Cat cannot officially recommend this cat, even if she does seem kind of amazing.]
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:O i love this cat
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awful that I want...cat just because it’s an asshole? Story
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Omg.. XD Beautiful
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best. cat. ever. (sorry, harriet.)
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